Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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