Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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