just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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