im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Found the puke drawer
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i now understand why vodka
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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