Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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