I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
this will be a night to untag.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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