But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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