I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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