Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize