So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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