is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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