I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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