im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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