...so i touched it.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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