i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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