I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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