Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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