p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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