just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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