It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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