haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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