Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Can I color on your dick again?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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