a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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