That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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