wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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