Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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