He is such a slut. More and more my type.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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