Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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