Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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