He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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