do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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