guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize