Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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