okay pat passed out under dana's car
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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