somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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