is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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