Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
it glows. i had to have it.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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