marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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