So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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