Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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