Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
if only i could text you this smell
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize