He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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