You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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