I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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