just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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