So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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