Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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