dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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