We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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