i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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